You're a creeper, N!
Let’s kiss under the mistletoe, Touya. The summer mistletoe.
Oh my, it’s been a while since I updated this little blog, hasn’t it? Forgive my absence, everyone. I have been quite busy with my schedule of flying off to every other part of the world. How shall I describe my trip as? Hm. Ah yes, it was one of those “enlightenment trips” where I “find myself.” What a ridiculous way to describe something! I know exactly where I am because I decided to set out to a certain place. Fufufu, how has everyone been holding up in the year 2011? We are once again thrust against an odd-numbered year. How… not delightful. I myself prefer even-numbered years such as 2010 and 2012. ❤

Oh my, it’s been a while since I updated this little blog, hasn’t it? Forgive my absence, everyone. I have been quite busy with my schedule of flying off to every other part of the world. How shall I describe my trip as? Hm. Ah yes, it was one of those “enlightenment trips” where I “find myself.” What a ridiculous way to describe something! I know exactly where I am because I decided to set out to a certain place. Fufufu, how has everyone been holding up in the year 2011? We are once again thrust against an odd-numbered year. How… not delightful. I myself prefer even-numbered years such as 2010 and 2012. ❤

ethan:

youreacreepern:

It honestly says “home run,” sir! Why ever would I use a shortened term such as “homo” to describe something? Ridiculous.

BECAUSE YOU’RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU.

It said

“homo run”

and I don’t care what you say about the matter. 

T-tacky!? What a crude term to use to offer to a gentleman such as myself. My my, you’re such a disagreeable person, aren’t you?

ethan:

fudou:

strugglebug:

ethan:

I really can’t stop laughing

BASEBALL

HOMO RUN

oh my god

fsdjkafj

(≖‿≖)

YOU CAN’T HONESTLY TELL ME THAT IT DIDN’T SAY ‘HOMO RUN’

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

YOU EDITED IT

It honestly says “home run,” sir! Why ever would I use a shortened term such as “homo” to describe something? Ridiculous.

ethan:

Yep. Honestly, you ask that as though I was lying. You’re so hurtful.

Not particularly, just your hair.
You said, “rest perfectly,” so, yes, it does sound as though it would be absolutely perfect. I’m not particularly fond of your arms, though. So many bracelets is a bit tacky, don’t you think? Though, not wearing them would make you less… you. I suppose I’ll have to decline. Terribly sorry.

I am a very sensitive young boy, you know! I do have feelings, sniffle sniffle.

You are so sure of yourself that I cannot help but feel a bit taken back! Everyone has always accepted my offers with such ease and yet you are resisting. What a shame. T-tacky? Oh my, you are so very blunt with your words, mister Julian! They are what’s currently “in” right now. Are you sure that just a bit of nudging would not change your stance whatsoever?

∈( ・´◡`・ )∋” ♥

…! M-my beloved! I have missed your company so!

ethan:

youreacreepern:

How rude of you to immediately turn me away like this! I simply want to chat with you, mister Julian. Is that really so wrong of me to desire?

Well, if I were a lonesome young man like you, I’d probably have a great deal of desire for myself, so I can’t really blame you.

Tbh I’m just jealous of your hair. 

Fufufu, oh my, do you think I am as egotistic as you perceive me to be?

You are just jealous of my hair? Are there not any aspects of myself that you find to be appealing? Or would you rather rest perfectly in my arms, dear? Does that not sound absolutely perfect?

ethan:

 youreacreepern started following you

Go away, creeper.

How rude of you to immediately turn me away like this! I simply want to chat with you, mister Julian. Is that really so wrong of me to desire?

Humans are ever so impatient towards every single thing. They send out a text message and expect a response within five to ten seconds. Any longer and they begin to think up ridiculous possibilities as to why they have not received a reply yet. Perhaps suddenly their always faithful partner is having an affair or their best friend is going behind their back.
Fufufu, how foolish of them. It is always better to not attach oneself to anything or anyone so when that time comes when one acts overemotional, they will not react in such ways. Oh my, are you asking if I have someone I am attached to as well? That is certainly not the case… I suppose. Rather, I have a few hopeless individuals attached to me which includes all 275 of you. ❤

Humans are ever so impatient towards every single thing. They send out a text message and expect a response within five to ten seconds. Any longer and they begin to think up ridiculous possibilities as to why they have not received a reply yet. Perhaps suddenly their always faithful partner is having an affair or their best friend is going behind their back.

Fufufu, how foolish of them. It is always better to not attach oneself to anything or anyone so when that time comes when one acts overemotional, they will not react in such ways. Oh my, are you asking if I have someone I am attached to as well? That is certainly not the case… I suppose. Rather, I have a few hopeless individuals attached to me which includes all 275 of you. ❤

Aside from speaking in foreign languages, apparently there are also several ways to describe how one talks as “speaking [insert person’s name].” How very interesting. Is there a certain way to “speak N?” Oh my, perhaps I should give an example or two.
The forest I am currently residing in provides no sense of belonging or warmth. The Pokemon here have long since evacuated the area due to human housing developments demolishing their tree-based homes. How very unfortunate. Even within a natural environment, there is no true sign of life. Fufufu, however, a certain brunette is sleeping beside me at the moment so I suppose he could be regarded as a sign of… “life.” Now then, Touya-kun, what shall we observe closely tonight…?

Aside from speaking in foreign languages, apparently there are also several ways to describe how one talks as “speaking [insert person’s name].” How very interesting. Is there a certain way to “speak N?” Oh my, perhaps I should give an example or two.

The forest I am currently residing in provides no sense of belonging or warmth. The Pokemon here have long since evacuated the area due to human housing developments demolishing their tree-based homes. How very unfortunate. Even within a natural environment, there is no true sign of life. Fufufu, however, a certain brunette is sleeping beside me at the moment so I suppose he could be regarded as a sign of… “life.” Now then, Touya-kun, what shall we observe closely tonight…?